identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools
Amanda~ 17 ~Professional Procrastinator~ Qualified Loser~
I have never hit reblog so fast in my LIFE.
Mom’s DNA Game is STRONG.
my dad just yelled up the stairs “CHLOE DID YOU KNOW THE WEATHERMAN WAS GAY I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS GAY HE JUST GOT MARRIED TO HIS BOYFRIEND” and i was like which weatheman are we talking about here and he said “THE BLONDE ONE WITH THE SHARP HAIR CUT AND THE TIGHT PECS AND THE HOT ASS BODY” dad is there something you want to tell me
i still can’t believe peter quill saved the galaxy with footloose and friendship
And found a pair of headphones that worked for decades.
ok first of all if u ever propose to me using the fault in our stars i will literally punch u in the throat and sell the ring
the center of the ring tho
CHOCOLATE FOOD PORN
that awkward moment when the cast are actually their characters:
Clint: ooh carnie things i shall inspect
Thor: STAND BACK HAWK-MAN SO THAT MY BROTHER DOTH NOT SMITE THEE IN THINE FACE
Loki: ehehehehe i’m so gonna bust holes in this floor just cuz
always reblog this.
that was the best pun ever excuse you