I blame josh for me being so sarcastic
i blog to much.
other things that appear on my blog
xoxoxo stay safe.
Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their life
I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all
do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
once one of my best friends told me that i was wearing too much makeup (i was wearing lip gloss and mascara) and told me that i should have a look that’s more like my other friend (who wears a full face of makeup every day) as she looks more natural and that moment made me realize that men truly do not understand what makeup looks like
Never-ending list of flawless people - Meg Turney (cosplay)
do you ever look at yourself and think ‘aw cute’ but then walk two feet into a different lighting and think ‘omg nvm’
straight guys in gay porn like “ive never had a dick in me before”
I AM FUCKING CRYING OH MY GOD
under communism there are no sugar mamas or daddies, but everyone is the sugar comrade of everyone else